Ne znamo točno što se dogodi kad celebovi dobiju pomladak, ali čini se da uz prinovu dobiju i nezadrživu potrebu međusobno se natjecati tko će smisliti, erm, “avangardnije” ime, piše Elle. Kao da inzistiraju da im dijete mora biti posebno i najbolje da krene odmah u svoju posvećenu egzistenciju ovjenčano imenom koje je samo njegovo odnosno njezino. Ali kad su Grimes i Elon Musk odlučili imenovati svog sina u javascriptu (ili barem mi tako zamišljamo javascript, pustite nas našim iluzijama), sve je dobilo novu dimenziju ludila. Srećom za XÆ A-12 Muska, Kalifornija ne priznaje diftonge i brojeve kao dio imena u rodnom listu pa će službeno ime ipak morati biti donekle izgovorljivo. Valjda. Ne znamo. Drži se, mali X!
Slijedi best of celebrity baby imena:
Cameron Diaz & Benji Madden: Raddix
Lucky Blue Smith & Stormi Bree: Gravity
Nicolas Cage & Alice Kim: Kal-El
John Legend & Chrissy Teigen: Luna Simone
Jason Lee & Beth Riesgraf: Pilot Inspektor
Mike Myers & Kelly Tisdale: Sunday Molly
Gavin Rossdale & Gwen Stefani: Apollo Bowie Flynn, Kingston James McGregor i Zuma Nesta Rock
Robert Rodriguez & Elizabeth Avellán: Rocket, Racer, Rebel, Rogue, and Rhiannon
Marc Silverstein & Busy Philipps: Cricket Pearl i Birdie Leigh
Arpad Busson &Uma Thurman: Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence
Benjamin Millepied &Natalie Portman: Aleph
Christopher Jarecki & Alicia Silverstone: Bear Blu
Cardi B & Offset: Kulture Kiari
Joel Madden & Nicole Richie: Sparrow James Midnight
Nick Cannon & Mariah Carey: Moroccan i Monroe
Scott Disick & Kourtney Kardashian: Reign
Ned Rocknroll & Kate Winslet: Bear Blaze
Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes: Esmeralda Amada
Chris Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow: Apple
Tom Cruise &Katie Holmes: Suri
Robert Downey, Jr. & Susan Downey: Exton
Sylvester Stallone & Sasha Czack: Seargeoh
Kanye West & Kim Kardashian West: North, Saint i Chicago
Adam Levine & Behati Prinsloo: Geo Grace and Dusty Rose
Matt Bellamy & Kate Hudson: Bingham
Jamie Oliver & Juliette Norton: Poppy Honey Rosie, Daisy Boo Pamela, Buddy Bear i Petal Blossom Rainbow
Bruce Willis & Demi Moore: Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah Belle
Sting & Frances Tomelty: Fuschia
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Pitt: Maddox and Shiloh
Steven Spielberg & Kate Capshaw: Destry
Diplo & Kathryn Lockhart: Lazer Lee Louis Pentz
Jacob Pechenik & Zooey Deschanel: Elsie Otter
Frank Zappa & Adelaide Gail Zappa: Moon Unit, Dweezil, and Diva Thin Muffin
Bono & Ali Hewson: Memphis Eve
Forest Whitaker & Keisha Nash Whitaker: Autumn, Sonnet, and True
Kylie Jenner & Travis Scott: Stormi
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